Eegah! (1962) – An Elvira Movie Macabre Pick

The Savage Malebeast Was Putty In Her Hands!

Tonight’s movie is “Eegah!” which is listed here and looks pretty scary!!! I am really starting to get into classic films!!!

Here is a review at the link above by someone called BaronBlood”

Eegah is all it has been hyped up to be. It is an awful film with some of the most ludicrous scenes, dialog, and performances to be seen in film. And by the way – it’s a whole lot of fun to sit through. A caveman, having lived out his life in Southern California in a cave with a family that is now mummified, stops the car of a beautiful teen one night. She tells her famous author dad, and he goes into the mountain to find the prehistoric man. Soon she and her idiot boyfriend go to find pops and the adventure begins. Eeagh is a terrible film on many levels. The script for starters is just plain stupid. How did a cave man live in the cave of a mountain covered with nothing but sand and brush for over a century? Where did he get his food and water? Yeah, sure we saw him with a rabbit but let’s get real. The cave man acts like a child for much of the film even allowing himself to be shaved by Roxy, the girl of his dreams(after a century or so any woman could have fit that bill). The Neanderthal is played by none other than Richard Kiel, Jaws from James Bond fame. Kiel is actually the best thing about this film. He gives a performance with some depth. His colleagues; however, are sufficiently deficient in that department as to make a complete mockery of the film’s plot. Roxy is bad. Her dad, Arch Hall Sr. (the director as well) is wooden, and the worst acting prize goes to the director’s son Arch Hall Jr. as a real annoying boyfriend who has to sing some songs every now and then. Here is a sample of the lyrics: “I wish I had a billion dollars and a banker’s salary and I would buy up all the flowers to give to Valerie.” That’s one of the better lines. Hall Jr. mugs, struts, and ambles through much of the film delivering inane dialog. The end of the film has the obvious denouement to a relationship that just “caved in.” Even though it is bad, this film is a whole lot of fun. The errors jump out at you from the first scene and the laughs ensue almost immediately from the unintentional ineptitude of the makers of the film.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

How to Play “When I’m Small” by Phantogram

Euterpe – The Muse of Music

Since I am just up late anyway, here is what I found on the Internet on how to play this song on a guitar.

Here is the song regular:

Here it is on just acoustic which is what I am practicing:




When I’m Small lyrics
Send “When I’m Small” Ringtone to your Cell
Lucy’s underground
She’s got a mouth to feed
Am I underground
Or am I in between

Lucy’s underground
She’s got a mouth to feed
Am I underground
Or am I in too deep

Show me love
Who’s got your hand on the button of
Showin’ love
You’ve got your hand on the button of

Lucy’s underground
She’s never coming back
Am I still alive
Or has the life gone bad

Take me underground
Take me all the way
And bring me to the fire
Throw me into the flames

So show me love
Who’s got your hand on the button of
Showin’ love
You’ve got your hand on the button of

I would rather die
I would rather die
Than to be with you

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Logical Phallacy by Squeeky Fromm

I hope you like this. It is a poem that I wrote about OVER-THINKING something and JUST MISSING THE WHOLE POINT!!! If you do, it can lead to a:

Logical Phallacy

by Squeeky Fromm

John was a boy
As smart as could be.
And he loved a young girl
By the name of Marie.

He started to court her.
Relied on his mind.
And trusted his money
He thought love was blind.

The way that he saw it,
He thought that Marie
Would calculate profits.
Decide logically.

He said he could buy her
The richest of gowns,
The biggest of houses,
His finances sound.

John had it figured out.
Think of his woe!
When Marie hit the road
With a biker named Joe.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Peppermint Patty Coffee!!!

Required Disclosure: I am currently invested in certain liquid assets of Hiram Walker, but am in the process of reducing my holdings. Hic. . .

Oh here is a good drink if you want to relax on a night!

First just make regular coffee. Then add sugar and a peppermint patty. Plus a little bit of milk or cream, and some Creme de Menthe Liquer. Oh it is gooood!

Plus it will wake you up if you have been drinking!!!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter