The Libertarian National Anthem

Narcissus by Gyula Benczúr (1881).

 

The Libertarian National Anthem
by Squeeky Fromm

(To the tune of “Do Re Mi” from the sound of Music)

Me . . .The Center of the World.
Me . . .I’ll never have enough.
Me . . .The One, it’s all about.
Me . . .Keep your hands off my stuff!

Me . . . Don’t try to take my Dough!
Me . . . Will never be a “We.”
Me . . . It’s MINE, ALL MINE!!! and so,
Everything comes down to Me, Me, Me, Me.

Chorus: To the same tune:

Me. . .Me Me . . . Me Me Me Me.
Me. . .Me Me Me Me Me Meeee!!!!
Me. . .Me Me . . . Me Me Me Me.
Me. . .Me Me Me Me Me Meeee!!!!

Me. . .Me Me Me Me Me Meeee!
Me. . .Me Me Me Me Me Meeee!
Me. . .Me Me Me Me Me Meeee!
Me Me Me Me . . Me Me . . Me Me Me Me. . .

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note: Also see: Woody Guthrie’s “Do Re Mi”

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One thought on “The Libertarian National Anthem

  1. Anon-a-moose says:

    I would only agree if you also added "Me… and my family" here and there… Until then you are only stereotyping.

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