It has long been joked about that Texas has a legal defense to murder known as the “He Needed Killin’” Defense.
It supposedly occurred in the Old West and the entire trial transcript ran:
Defendant: “Your Honor, he needed killin’ “
Judge: “You got that right! Case dismissed!”
I submit that should either Obama, or Seal Team Six, ever be brought to Court over the double-tap to Bin Laden’s head, such an action be brought in Texas. Because down here, that defense isn’t really a joke. Allow one minute for the trial. Twenty four hours for the After Party.